A Word of Warning

As a new parent, you may be tempted to spend all your time with your newborn and neglect the dog.

If you choose to take this course of action be prepared for your dog to defecate on the nursery rug at 5 AM.

Also, while you’re cleaning that up, be prepared for your dog to get trapped in the bathroom and pee on your bath mat.

Just a word of warning.

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