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Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi
Now Tom Cruise wants Britney Spears to marry him and ‘have his baby’
Britney Spears a ‘Huge Cow,’ Says Sis
Hair extensions glue may be affecting Britney’s brain claim trichologists