Let me tell you about my recent run-ins with fire and you can judge whether I should be concerned or not.
Last week I was informed that we would be having a fire drill where I work either on the 12th, or the 13th.
Yesterday when I got home my wife asked me to toast a tortilla for her in our toaster oven. I proceeded to forget about it until it was pouring out smoke. Our house still smells like burned tortilla and our toaster oven will forever have some battle scars from that incident.
Last night on the Office, which is a pretty funny show if you haven’t seen it, the building was evacuated because someone left the toaster oven on in the kitchen. Funny coincidence huh?
Today, my building was evacuated for some unknown reason. Oddly it wasn’t because of the fire drill we are supposed to have. It was actually a real emergency.
And still yet to come is that fire drill that’s supposed to happen today or tomorrow.